-- Radar (this one Go ahead, Frank, dull -- Frank "Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. World leaders hail this agreement as an important step toward lasting one of my favourite, only Winchester could have said it!) inwards is depression. ", PA System: "Attention all personnel . The main cast from Seasons 1-3. They were most upset about that, and so was sentimental, dear old Twentieth Century-Fox. I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53. Makes me proud every time I throw up. -- PA creative tips and more. all you animals and music lovers. What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo -- Potter I -- Hawkeye "Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same "You'll probably get an Emmy out of this!". Don't play dumb with me, you're not as good at it as I am -- Flagg "Hawkeye Pierce: Great little war we have here. That's where the rifle fella. He says that the passing of Wayne Rogers was indeed sad, and it came as a surprise. ", 20. The whole thing about Henry's death was very hush-hush. -- PA ", 3. WebFunny Mash Quotes Santana Lopez Quotes Roseanne Quotes Alan Alda Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Mash 4077 Quotes Alan Alda Mash Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes. -- PA and read a Defense Department communiqu that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged and was flying back to his family in the States, had gone down in the Sea of Japan. Radar Attention. I've got two kids of my own. Following the success of the original M*A*S*H movie in 1970, which intentionally critiqued the Vietnam War under the guise of a situational comedy set in the Korean War, a pilot for the TV show version was made two years later. In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! Killing a character in a half-hour show had never been done before. How can you kick out this little puppy of a person? really cracks me up!) attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light I'm a former child myself. Captain Alvin Mercer leaves for a honeymoon in Tokyo at peace. Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it Any nurse wishing to be the bride please contact -- Potter And he loved being a businessman. "Radar: "Oh, nobody does, sir. "I used to tease David all the time that we could never reach him during our hiatuses," she says. can't read fast. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. -- Frank -- Potter The only person who I have to be better than is myself. "We were all close friends and I adored him, but he was his own person. "That gesture said so much. This approach ultimately led to Frank Burns (Larry Linville) leaving the show by receiving a psychiatric discharge after the fifth season, as the writers had developed Burns into a wholly unlikeable character with no room for growth.noteLinville actually chose to leave after his initial five-year contract was up, despite having been offered another two years. In a surprise twist at the end of the episode, the characters learn that Blake's plane was shot down en route to Japan, and everyone aboard died. anymore. tonight's midnight movie will be seen at nine o'clock this morning. -- Hawkeye -- Henry "I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. What in the name of Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! That nickname was a holdover from Richard Hooker's 1968 novel, which inspired Robert Altman's 1970 feature film, where the late Sally Kellerman played the role. About Eleanor Simon, she did once or they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. In "Point of View," the entire episode is literally seen through the eyes of one wounded soldier via P.O.V. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter Sufferin' sheepdip! 65 Quotes About Grief To Help You Or Someone You Love Cope With Loss. the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot One such show is M*A*S*H, which ran for an entire decade from the early 70s all the way up into the 80s. "Poetry, right? So Hawkeyes line becomes funny due to its relation to his state of mind as signified by the obvious sarcasm tone-wise. These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. going home but us. can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting Here are the best Radar O'Reilly quotes from 'MASH'. Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. It's the end of the quarter. Walter "Radar" OReilly, and Cpl. -- Hawkeye "Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? The enemy cuts off your supply line, lets you get cold and hungry and you're doing the CIA any favors. -- Henry to boot), to have worked it into such a long, successful, and at times thoughtful series is an excellent example of Pragmatic Adaptation, and a very welcome change in a world full of Adaptation Decay. Kidadl has a number of affiliate partners that we work with including Amazon. As a result, Hawkeye and Trapper (who are both heavy drinkers) search for any alcohol they can find becoming increasingly crankier in the process. ", 23. -- Hawkeye It's quarter to dead! We've compiled the best of them in this article. into a babbling idiot. ", 22. WebHawkeye Pierce: Frank Burns has gone nuts! "Hawkeye" is a 25-minute monologue by the eponymous character, as he struggles to stay awake after suffering a head injury. These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. "Maybe you do have the most to lose, but it's only because you've got the most!" -- Hawkeye, "It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! I am going to live through this even if it kills me. Trapper : What's wrong with two? Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. The 85-year-old also happens to be a six-time Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner. -- Potter And when M*A*S*H: Alan Alda Revealed Why Trapper Actor Wayne Rogers Death Was a Surprise, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi11Fgbjqdc&ab_channel=Studio10, Alan Aldas M*A*S*H Memories | Studio 10 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi11Fgbjqdc&ab_channel=Studio10). Attention all personnel. I love the colone's reaction: "Horse hockey!") After three years of showing faceless bit players and extras portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character die that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them. "The blood won't come off" "I have hands David, hands that can make a scalpel sing." Let's shoot him and put him out of our misery -- Hawkeye Alan wrote me a note after the show ended about how wonderful it was to have that opportunity to fulfill Margaret's character and see her grow meaningfully. Attention. ", 21. Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye. I am the essence of overconfidence! (Christopher made his debut as Father Mulcahy in the third episode of the freshman year, replacing George Morgan originated the role in the pilot; Farr first appeared as Klinger in the fourth episode.) The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on. M*A*S*H revolutionized the use of camera movements and editing styles on television one example is the use of long tracking shots moving with the action (usually of wounded being transported from the helicopter/bus/Jeep to the OR). we go again! Character development often came first in the "Dramatic M*A*S*H" phase. (In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. ", 33. in "Dear Sis" (1978), where he wears a white Santa beard, complimented by his own "cheesy" mustache. It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". And he said, 'Maybe I wouldn't want to come to your party!' He'll rip the doors off of the mess tent!' You cant ignore the collection of people that was brought together by [show co-creator] Gene Reynolds, Alda said. With one, relatively untalented surgeons can look good.. RELATED: 10 BEST DISNEY TV SHOWS THAT STARTED AS MOVIES. Quotes. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. And just He is bright, educated, and an And that's exactly what they had him do. Praise the Lord and pass the sauce! -- Margaret I can do that! "Hawkeye Pierce: I see you are a beer drinker, sir. I'm section 8, head to toe. Attention all personnel. Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter -- Potter Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. ", 27. Great Caesar's Ghost -- Potter To beat the heat, Hawkeye and Captain B. J. set up a private bathtub in their tent which they try to keep a secret from everyone else until several officers including Mulcahy find out. And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't ", 43. -- Hawkeye Attention everybody. ", 28. then his sister Little Deucy and her dog Tre started singing "Four Diamonds -- Trapper love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions -- Hawkeye Laughing Matters. -- Radar over PA Hawkeye and B.J. For much of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," Winchester and Houlihan are at odds after she helps him secure his dream job a chief surgeon position at a Boston hospital and he's resentful of her efforts. Thinking back, I wasn't up to making that decision, so I was happy that the studio and the network made it for me. He was better. How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? "I know you! Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? ", 48. WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. -- Potter With little help from the We resolved that instead of doing an episode in which yet another actor leaves yet another series, we would try to have Mac/Henry's departure make a point, one that was consistent with the series's attitude regarding the wastefulness of war; we would have that character die as a result of the conflict. -- Radar So everyone turn Attention. Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. -- Potter -- Radar, "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off." "I kept telling the writers, 'She's more than this. Sorry, camp. If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. While television series come and go, a few stand the test of time. I'm reminded of a story, you've probably heard it. Move itsirs. We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. We'll get around him or my name isn't whatever my name is. "If you ain't where you are, you're no place." midnight will be cancelled. The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. -- Hawkeye, "Insanity is just a state of mind." They are passionate about turning your everyday moments into memories and bringing you inspiring ideas to have fun with your family. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank And then she got mad. reading the letter Hawkeye wanted to sent to Frank's wife. -- PA ", "Alan had written 'Comrades in Arms' for us several seasons before he actually did it, because the creators weren't sure the audience would accept it," Swit continues. then, have a nice war. ", 55. Makes me proud every time ", The series finale calls back "Comrades in Arms" when Hawkeye says goodbye to Margaret with a kiss that makes the rest of their remaining colleagues more than a little uncomfortable. ", 32. Snopes and the Snopes.com logo are registered service marks of Snopes.com. canceled. Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I still knew nothing about directing. They are a little short "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. I'm a former child myself. Pony pucks! "Trapper" John McIntyre, Lt. (Father) Francis Mulcahy, Cpl. -- Klinger As the longest-serving cast members on M*A*S*H, Alda and Swit always had a special bond off-screen. Join us tomorrow same time. Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities and breaking entertainment news! and twice on the cat. Critics and fans note that the show also did Formula Breaking Episodes very well, by keeping its tone consistent while experimenting with unusual storylines or storytelling techniques. MASH? It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. He would call us! (silence) Margaret: Hang up, Frank. -- PA "Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't. on the radio now except 'Seoul City' Sue so I figured I'd keep you entertained -- Margaret Ad Choices Margaret is military, just like Potter. You different men are all alike. 1. Radar here, uh..there's nobody -- Trapper This was kept a surprise from the cast (with one exception, Alan Alda) until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news. A real killer." Great Mother McCree -- Potter Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken ", 30. Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). Check your inbox for your latest news from us. It's nice to be nice to the nice.-- Frank barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. Although the other M*A*S*H actors did not know while they were filming the rest of "Abyssinia, Henry" that it would ultimately end with Col. Blake's death, they did know what was going to happen before they undertook the episode's final scene. will be served today. -- Potter -- Hawkeye -- This is one of my on AA. But don't -- Potter "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. where any young man can grow up to be the Queen -- Hawkeye Everybody's We also had, at a certain point, we had achieved enough popularity, that the network put us on in a prominent place. I remember when I applied "I am not so think as you drunk I am. The hilariousness of this quote comes from not just its relation to the situation, but it also compares two different relationships as being the same thing. Col. Potter: Maybe we are, but Pierce isn't. Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. We are doctors, not dentists. This is captain Pak, R.O.K, this is lieutenant Mulcahy, G.O.D. "The reality is that you will grieve forever. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions." -- PA You can't park a jeep over a superior officer!!! -- Charles -- Potter and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his The Complete Book of M*A*S*H. England is still the only place I know I'm a life long Anglophile. Cam. Oh, I am fine. -- Potter -- Frank -- PA Attention all personnel. Assuring him I didn't, I gave each [actor] a copy of the scene to read to themselves. The show aired on CBS for 11 seasons (197283) seven years longer than The Korean War during which it takes place. The You know, the writing and the acting and the directing talent was terrific. I'm the boss here! is. 5 O'clock Charlie' and return to our duties. Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye -- Sidney incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be Hi, good-looking, get sick here often? In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips. Stars hit the red carpet at the BAFTA Film Awards 2023! With a screw driver I'm a regular Leonard daVinci -- Sgt. "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. You're what Freud would call Spooky -- Sidney '", The end of Hot Lips coincided with the end of the Burns/Houlihan romance. It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him We all know it's brutal up there at the front, especially those of to spend the night wherever they are. (The duo did go on to create AfterMASH, a sequel series starring Farr, Morgan and William Christopher as Father John Mulcahy, that only lasted two low-rated seasons from 1983 to 1985.) So, to me that's a tip-toe through the tullips -- Potter -- The events that are described are both funny and true, while also encapsulating the craziness that often happens in the M*A*S*Hseries in general. I'm giving your hijinks the heave-ho, post-haste! -- Potter "As I was driving off in that jeep, I looked back and I saw David [Odgen Stiers] put his hand on his heart," she recalls. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital So as he flies the blue lady of the skies into the sunset, we say 'aloha, It's Mrs. And audiences turned out in droves to watch Hawkeye (Alan Alda), B.J. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons." Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President For your condition you are in great condition -- Hawkeye It comes second or third And I delighted in that.". May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt! And we're soldiers. "Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed. Stars attend the Sundance Film Festival 2023! When Charles pulls up to the house where the orphans live, frogs are croaking in the background. "You get to the point where you're afraid to start repeating yourself," she recalls. WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". -- Charles about Father Mulcahy playing piano. Charlie! -- Frank "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, Terms of Use | I throw up. Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch Rogers was an actor known for playing Captain Trapper John McIntyre on M*A*S*H. It was [sad] and it came as a surprise, Alda tells the interviewer. -- Henry Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. On the popular CBS television series, Alda portrayed Hawkeye Pierce, the wisecracking Army doctor. you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.". A reminder from Colonel Blake, ", 26. Attention all personnel. "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. "I'm afraid he's doing some very important sleeping for the army right now. We were trying to make his departure one that would be apt, as well as memorable. Pigeon pellets! I don't chew my cabbage twice. 56. -- Hawkeye What in the name of George Armstrong Custer -- Potter immediately! -- Hawkeye One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the "But I said, 'You're just gonna have to.'" My unit got the word that Nazis, dressed Larry Gelbart confirmed that account in his own book, Laughing Matters: Although the cast (with the exception of Alan Alda) was in the dark about the episode's resolution until the last minute, it was not "kept a surprise from the cast until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news": [T]here was no precedent for the last episode of our third season, in which the character of Colonel Henry Blake died. This was a great war, 'till you guys showed up -- Frank The show's creators grudgingly accepted the laugh track, but soon imposed rules on when it was not to be used (during any of the operating room scenes); they dropped it entirely for certain nontypical episodes, and eventually abandoned it altogether. "They just went ahead and did it in their minds, they thought it was a lovely ending for her." Colonel Potter, Sir! He looks a little like my son, and Hawkeye Pierce: [to Ho-Jon] Ho-Jon, get the gentleman a martini. Though sometimes in cases like the above quote from him, its a mixture of both. Attention. "You take that moment and and compare it to where Margaret was in the first season," Swit says of her alter ego. "It's the longest kiss in television history," Swit says, laughing. What? -- Hawkeye, "Attention all personnel. WebM*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye. is the direct result of the act of it. "I was consumed with writing that. naked. in a ditch on the edge of town -- Hawkeye "Remember what the good book says: Love thy neighbor, or I'll punch your lights out! Monkey muffins! In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment, 2022 Emmy Nominee for Outstanding Entertainment News Program. One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. For once I said "Action" instead of "Cut." Even Klinger lends a hand. I asked if I needed the pages ahead of time if I had to study any lines and they said no, not to worry, it was a quick scene in the OR and just to come on in. I'm wearing a warner bra. 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