His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . They attracted his attention by sticking a Blood Pop in Mrs Norris's fur. Destiny is not written in stone He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. This is a Triwizard clue! Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. He felt perfectly content. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. Harry is shrunken so needs somewere to go to stay safe hwere better then in athrur wealsey's underware. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. This content contains affiliate links. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro Work Search: Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. "Min ymmrrn kyll. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. Like why he hates students so much. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. Hiding, are you? Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). Work Search: What a stupid question. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. A new educational decree turns Harrys life upside down. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. He whimpered as he hardened even more. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. [82] During the one hour-long interruption in the battle, Filch was at the Great Hall, where his injuries were treated by Horace Slughorn. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. The twins are confused and horny. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . . Youve been warned. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. He hated it. Dont worry, however. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. Please consider turning it on! That's what fanfiction is about. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. Short as fuck, I know, but take it or leave it. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. Strange, but consensual. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. P.S. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. After readingHarry Potter and the Cursed Child,I felt a little cheated that Scorpius and Albus Severus didnt end up together. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. Or even just one page. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. [16], On 8 November, Filch helped Severus Snape to apply bandages in order to dress the wounds on his leg after the Potions Master had been bitten by Fluffy. Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. Lily however loved Harry. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. The rumor spread tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (13), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. 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